One of the most anticipated - and over-hyped - movies of recent memory comes to a theater near you (and me) in exactly a week. And I will be seeing this cult-classic in the making. Because it's so bad it's good! So, in tribute of that I present... Snakes on a Plan, the crappy internet Flash game!Update time: Megan and I saw SoaP in a nearly empty theater on Tuesday. Totally the best bad movie I've seen in a while. The cornball was strong with this one. The snake cgi was sooo bad! Best lines - "Time is tissue" and "This shit is bananas". Best scene - it's a toss-up between the horny chick getting fanged in the ta-ta or the unpleasant British guy getting swallowed by the python. Although, Megan and I were rather upset that both the cat and the little yappy dog became snake snacks. Bonus: I've never heard of the band that made the video that played over the credits, and personally I find the song itself to be retarded as hell, but Megan thought the guy with the longish hair was attractive, so here's the video: Snakes on a Plane (Bring It) by Cobra Starship (and as noted by Nathaniel on I Guess I'm Floating, the blonde DOES look like Parker Posey - I was thinking the same thing while watching it the first time - how uncanny!).
(Apologies to whoever created the SoaP image posted here that I ripped off from Fark.com and who I cannot give proper credit to. I suck.)
It's really late, so I'll be getting to bed - but I'll post a couple of blog links before the delirium sets in.
Stumbled across The Impulsive Buy blog recently - it makes me giggle and my tummy growl all at the same time. Bring me Tastycakes!!
The Best Week Ever blog. Because I LOVE IT. So there.
The Generator Blog. It's an image generator site. Use it for your MySpace. Or your LiveJournal. Or your Xanga. Or...your eleventyhundred other blogs.
4 comments:
heheheheeehehe. eleventyhundred bilbo indeed!
It's like noonmeal and elevensies. Hobbits are constantly eating just like we're constantly blogging.
I know. I blog way too much to not have been raised in the blogging era. you think this too shall pass? I enjoy making my thoughts known, even to the fbi.
And subsequent to the post where you say you blog way too much, you go and start another blog. Silly rabbit.
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