Andy Samberg needs to invest in shares of Listerine! That was just gross! How is tongue-kissing a dog even funny?? Nastayyyy. Hey! Maya is wearing my bracelet! Seriously! She's wearing my big chunky lucite bracelet. I can't believe it...
M - please tell me you didn't miss out on seeing ZB make out with Fred Armisen in drag (the skit is called "Melissa")!
Ya know - that new Fergie song really irritates me so freaking much. It's on my list of hated songs right below the other Black Eyed Peas song where there is also spelled out words in the lyrics (why is this so popular in crappy pop music?) and Fergie samples herself and that Avril Lavigne mess where she's pretending to be a totally lame faux punk-ass teenager again.
G-L-A-M-ohhhh...N-A-U-S-E-O-U-S...The chorus should be "If you ain't got no talent, take your skank-ass home!"
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