Oh, Shia, Shia, Shia...Once upon a time, you were all over the glossies stating how you were above all of that drunken party-going that the skanky starlet set has made pretty much the standard over the last few years. You acted as if you were more level-headed and adult and played up how average and boring your life was and how you just liked to stay home for a lovely night in with friends rather than wallowing in your own fluids in some back alley in The Valley. But then, news of your arrest for late-night trespassing in a Walgreens bursts forth from the internet. For shame, Shia. For shame! Under the influence and belligerent - at a Walgreens? Of all the places to be proven to be a hypocrite (or to pull a stunt to make sure the new Indiana Jones movie you'll probably have sullied with your mere presence gets some free publicity). Did you really need this kind of press? Were you just not getting enough scripts thrown in your direction...I mean, how many movies were you in last year? It was about twenty or so, wasn't it? If it wasn't it sure as hell felt like it. Thanks for living down to my expectations and confirming my opinion of everything that's wrong with "young Hollywood". So stay the course, Shia. It's all downhill from here. I can't wait to read about your failed stint in rehab.
Sincerely,
Not Much of a Fan Anyway So No Big Loss, Probably
P.S.: I love your mugshot on The Smoking Gun, by the way! You look like I felt when I read about your arrest. And you have the second most annoying name of actors in the news recently. But if you decide to hit someone with your car (and preferably that someone would be holding a camera at the time), you'd jump to the number one spot above Keanu Reeves. We all need goals, so there you go.
1 comment:
scathing!!!!!!!! :)
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