Festive fakery and fun fa la la la la...la la la la

Christopher Walken is not actually running for President. The world might be a better place, if he were. Every child would get a pocket watch (but don't ask where it has been), and there would be more cowbell. And as far as I know, he does not have a blog. So the website I found isn't really his, but it is full of amusing content that might be close to Walken's style, so the fact that it probably isn't genuinely written by him won't keep me from enjoying it any less. At least it's not the guy going to auditions and making a MySpace profile posing as Walken's son. That's just sad.

"I'd love to do a character with a wife, a nice little house, a couple of kids, a dog, maybe a bit of singing, and no guns and no killing, but nobody offers me those kind of parts."

Yes - that is Walken as the Hessian from Sleepy Hollow. Shilling Nog. I love Fark. I really, really do. Because scouring 4/chan for images leads one down the dark path to creepytown.

Oh, hey - according to some internet sources (and has been reported before) J.K. Rowling has considered (and still may be mulling over) the possibility of writing yet another Harry Potter book. She does give a little more insight into her vision of what the now grown members of the Potter posse would be up to (not enough Neville updates, grrr!), so the linked article may be worth a read. I know a person or two who wishes she'd hurry up with that damn encylopedia already.

Annnnd...saw the new Hellboy trailer. The original cast is intact. Can I just say....YESSSSS!

M - read a review tonight that says I Am Legend is almost awesome. Until the ending. Which is supposedly messy and awful and out of synch with the rest of the film. You'll tell me if it sucks. I trust your judgement.