Aug 11, 2008

Begone foul spirit!

I hate it when my incredibly disgruntled spouse swoops into my office and unloads negativity all over my barely centered chi, leaving behind feelings of bitterness with the lingering scent of apple cinnamon danish. I'm already at my negative emotion threshold when I walk through the door. I don't need him pushing me more into Milton territory than I already am. For pete's sake, people - I just work here! There is nothing I can do about the reigning status quo of ridiculous political jockeying and the giant web of lies and suck.

Now I need more coffee!

4 comments:

Anonymous said...

ok, its just now Monday ppl!

*close your eyes and think of*
Your adorable son. HBP. Movie nite with Swedish fish. Your yummy coffee today. Mote Marine trip this September with D. Planning fun. Things like that.

Deep breaths, you'll be fine. Negativity can easily become funny.

B said...

Yeah. But he just storms in, double flipping, without regard for whether anyone else is here or not.

:D|D:
(comedy|tragedy)

And I have lost ALL motivation for work-related activities thinking about all the actual *fun* I could be having elsewhere.

B said...

I was zen earlier. Then mister doom & gloom came through and crushed my chi. CRUSHED IT!

B said...

So maybe it wasn't my chi. My aura, maybe? No. My soul? No...my former employer still owns the rights to that. I wasn't going to use it anymore anyway. I dunno - but something was definitely trodden upon and ground to dust. ;)