Aug 2, 2006

Homicidal rage is all the rage

Dear Person Who Used Heavy-Duty Staples On These Reports I Have to Shred:

I have to spend way too much time today removing those heavy-duty staples from each small stack of ten year old fiscal reports and I feel the urge to hunt you down and beat you senseless with a heavy duty stapler.

Have a lovely day!!




Sincerely,
Your Friendly Neighborhood Office Ninja Assassin

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

my fingy has left the building.

B said...

So, what - you're a finger model too now?? Is there anything you can't do?
The world should tremble at your multitaskiality.