Arrrrrgh, maybe?

Ahoy, ye scurvy dawgs! Ye be knowin' the significance of the day, aye? If ye not be knowin', may Davey Jones have mercy on yer soul...

A seaman meets a pirate in a bar, and the talk turns to their adventures. The seaman notes that the pirate has a peg leg, a hook, and an eye patch. "How did you end up with the peg leg?" he asks.The pirate replies, "I was swept overboard into a school of sharks. As my men were pulling me out, a shark bit my leg off.""Wow!" says the seaman. "What about your hook?""Well," answers the pirate, "we were boarding a ship when one of the enemy hacked off my hand.""Incredible!" says the seaman. "How'd you get the eye patch?""A seagull shiat in my eye," the pirate replies."You lost your eye to a seagull dropping?" the seaman asks."Well," says the pirate, "it was my first day with the hook."

Please feel free to post your best (worst?) pirate jokes in the comments!