America's future is secure

Apparently some time today some pillars of maturity decided to go around chalking boastful claims as to the size of their anatomy on the sidewalks around where I work.

My boss has been despairing over the students in the history class he's teaching this fall. He was grading maps earlier today and expressing his dismay over the fact that most of the young adults he's encountering couldn't even handle elementary-level geography. Of course, I promptly laughed and said I'd have some trouble with labeling the map, too. But I went through the Florida public school system, so I'm lucky I can even spell my own name...